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'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

The Googler

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Hey, hey, hey!'

100 best beheadings

Beer Order

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Technology and literature

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Internet Restaurant

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.