Study Struggler Gifts

'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Modern Studying

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Gone for Broke College

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

Back to school anchor

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

"I'd love to be a stay at home mum, but I'll get into so much trouble if I miss any more school."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."