Summer Slackers Gifts

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Intermediate Slouching.

The Sedentary Dead.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

'He likes to rest before he gets tired.'

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

Border Guard

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

'Out to Hunch.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

"Have you seen Joey?"

While you were in

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

"Honestly, Baldo, sometimes you're languid to the point of lethargy. Wouldn't you say you're torpid."

"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."

Relax, Dobson...I'm not here for another one of your crazy excuses...but it's good to know where to come if I ever need one.

The first projected loser: non-voters.

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'

Non-voters: the first projected losers