Summer Slackers Gifts

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Intermediate Slouching.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

The Sedentary Dead.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

'He likes to rest before he gets tired.'

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Border Guard

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

While you were in

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Have you seen Joey?"

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

"Honestly, Baldo, sometimes you're languid to the point of lethargy. Wouldn't you say you're torpid."

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

Non-voters: the first projected losers

Relax, Dobson...I'm not here for another one of your crazy excuses...but it's good to know where to come if I ever need one.

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'

"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."

The first projected loser: non-voters.

Throwing snails into next door's garden