Slacker Squad Gifts

"He only works part-time. Unfortunately it's not the part when he's here."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Boss With Whistle.

Intermediate Slouching.

The Sedentary Dead.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Stop doggin' it!"

'Out to Hunch.'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

While you were in

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Have you seen Joey?"

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"