Slacker Squad Gifts

"He only works part-time. Unfortunately it's not the part when he's here."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Intermediate Slouching.

Boss With Whistle.

The Sedentary Dead.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Stop doggin' it!"

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"Have you seen Joey?"

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

While you were in

Pro Procrastination