Saturday Slacker Gifts

A woman lounges topless on a sofa

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

The Sedentary Dead.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

"You are working, I trust!"

Intermediate Slouching.

Boss With Whistle.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Stop doggin' it!"

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"Have you seen Joey?"

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

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