Sovereign Slacker Gifts

Looking for a gift for the sovereign slacker? These playful and witty products capture that cool, laid-back attitude with a creative twist. Perfect for those who cherish relaxed mornings, spontaneous ideas, and a touch of humor in their everyday routine. Whether they’re lounging at home or adding some casual flair to their workspace, these gifts are sure to get a smile.

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'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.' mockup

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

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"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?" mockup

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

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"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I didn't come all this way to do work." mockup

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

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The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class. mockup

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

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'At least I don't have his life.' mockup

'At least I don't have his life.'

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"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework." mockup

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

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'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...' mockup

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

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'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,' mockup

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

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Intermediate Slouching.

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Boss With Whistle.

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"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me." mockup

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

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"Won't your boss miss you?"

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Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

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The Sedentary Dead.

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Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever... mockup

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

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Sundayafternoon Carpenters

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"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%." mockup

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

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'He likes to rest before he gets tired.'

'He likes to rest before he gets tired.' mockup

'He likes to rest before he gets tired.'

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Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor. mockup

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

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'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.' mockup

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

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'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.' mockup

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

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"Stop doggin' it!"

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'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.' mockup

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

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"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more." mockup

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

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"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays." mockup

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

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He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him. mockup

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

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'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.' mockup

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

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'Out to Hunch.'

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'You wanted to see me when I woke up?' mockup

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

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'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.' mockup

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

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"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits." mockup

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

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"Have you seen Joey?"

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'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.' mockup

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

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"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"What is the first item on the to do list?" mockup

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

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Sovereign Slacker Gifts Collection

Sovereign Slacker Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the sovereign slacker’s relaxed, creative spirit. Find the perfect humorous design for their next coffee break.

Sovereign Slacker Pillows

Check out pillows that add humor and comfort, celebrating the sovereign slacker’s carefree vibe. A great gift for chilled-out lounging sessions.

Sovereign Slacker Prints

View prints that capture the essence of the sovereign slacker’s creative laziness. Perfect for decorating a relaxed, stylish space.

Sovereign Slacker T-Shirts

Browse our selection of witty t-shirts inspired by the sovereign slacker’s laid-back style. Ideal for casual days and embracing their relaxed attitude.