Sovereign Slacker Pillows

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Intermediate Slouching.

Boss With Whistle.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

The Sedentary Dead.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'He likes to rest before he gets tired.'

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"Stop doggin' it!"

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'Out to Hunch.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"Have you seen Joey?"

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

"What is the first item on the to do list?"