Shredder Mishap Enthusiast Gifts

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The Affordable Shredder

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

The hall of bad ideas.

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Two hunters and a near miss

It was finally decided that the Chinese-made machetes were a poor investment.

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Cat Heaven.'

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'

"Having trouble with that paper shredder again, Barry?"

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Blowing your nose musically.

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"