Tech Mishap Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"Oops! Auto-correct prompted me to press 'launch' instead of 'lunch'."

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"My skill set!"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

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Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Woman finds something in her soup.

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

PC spits mud out

Unknown computer error.

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

'You think Jim's okay? He's been sat like that since I passed him the apple bong.'

Universal Credits Computer: Kaput

When Butt-dialers Talk