Tech Mishap Admirer Gifts

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

Woman finds something in her soup.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

GPS Systems.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Cat Vs Inkjet Printer Venn Diagram

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

When Butt-dialers Talk

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Me dropping the phone into the toilet is your version of events.

'I can't believe you managed to drop your mobile phone!...'

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"Sorry about pocket dialing you last night... And then pocket texting, and then pocket emailing, and then pocket leaving angry voicemails, and then..."

Cauliflower rice isn't the same

'You have entered the wrong password. Please hold while we transfer you to klutz support.'

"New jeans? - No, cat attack."