Tech Mishap Lovers Gifts

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

Computer technicians with too little training.

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

"Harry, the glaucoma machine needs adjusting again!"

'I guess that wasn't the 'HELP' key.'

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"IT Support?...Yes, I've just accidentally pressed the escape key on my computer and it jumped off my desk, smashed through the window and ran off down the street!"

'You have entered the wrong password. Please hold while we transfer you to klutz support.'

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'