Technology Mishap Admirer Gifts

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Gamers

GPS Systems.

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

A francophile to the last, he went the way of Concord, the 2CV and the Minitel.

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

Cat Vs Inkjet Printer Venn Diagram

The First phone call was not exactly as history books report it.

Startling Effects.

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

The Bicycle 'Ghost'

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

Geoff's mother liked to talk , and voice mail never interrupted her.

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."