Tech Mishap Enthusiast Prints

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"Oops! Auto-correct prompted me to press 'launch' instead of 'lunch'."

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"My skill set!"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Online form - Submit.

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

Computer Frustration

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

PC spits mud out

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

Unknown computer error.

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

Universal Credits Computer: Kaput

Research Institute - "...How the hell should I know!"

"Hey, Tom... could you take a look at my computer? It keeps spitting out garbage!"