Tech Mistake Enthusiast Prints

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'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

Woman finds something in her soup.

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

Computer Frustration

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

PC spits mud out

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

Unknown computer error.

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"