Technology Mishap Enthusiasts Prints

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

Computer technicians with too little training.

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

"Harry, the glaucoma machine needs adjusting again!"

'I guess that wasn't the 'HELP' key.'

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"Sorry about pocket dialing you last night... And then pocket texting, and then pocket emailing, and then pocket leaving angry voicemails, and then..."

"IT Support?...Yes, I've just accidentally pressed the escape key on my computer and it jumped off my desk, smashed through the window and ran off down the street!"

'You have entered the wrong password. Please hold while we transfer you to klutz support.'

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

Didn't know the call was on speaker phone.