Tech Mishap Lover Prints

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

Didn't know the call was on speaker phone.

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'You have entered the wrong password. Please hold while we transfer you to klutz support.'

"Sorry about pocket dialing you last night... And then pocket texting, and then pocket emailing, and then pocket leaving angry voicemails, and then..."

Tie caught in the Fax

"Oops...wrong meeting..."

'This will teach you to not use your computer in the tub. You can search for cars online after you get out.'

"You dropped your phone where the ocean is 4,800 feet deep. Buying a new one will be a lot cheaper than hiring a deep sea salvage team to recover it."

"My skill set!"