Unpacking Enthusiast Gifts

'I've got blisters on my fingers from my move last weekend.'

Welcome to the Team

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Moving in

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Steve found himself on his travels.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'One carry-on!'

A catch-all is born.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'Special Delivery!'

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

The Marie Kondo landfill

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Japan-Reconstruction

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"It must be his beeper."

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

"Call it spring cleaning - I threw out all my dictionaries."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

'It's perfect!'

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"