Unpacking Gifts

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

Moving in

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Welcome to the Team

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

9-5, 5-9

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Relaxing on a sofa

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

Access Denied!

'Men pack. Women move.'

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'Men will never understand.'

Up your end.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Holiday Luggage