Unboxing Gifts

'It's perfect!'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Let's consider an early dive."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Moving in

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

Early Exercise Machines

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.