Unboxing Pillows

'It's perfect!'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Let's consider an early dive."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"So, what are you reading?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Moving in

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

Early Exercise Machines