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"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Nun Fight.

Pointing.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Please, feel free to disagree."

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'Don't forget this is the round you take a dive.'

Wife fanning husband after intense boxing match on tv.

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

"Wow, my dad was an amateur boxer!"