Enthusiastic Hunter Gifts

Pointing.

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Deer Season Open.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Fishing Camp.

Karate School.

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

Hunting Out of Season

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

'Oh that, Laura went on a hunting trip with her boss a couple of monthe ago.'

Captionless Game Warden has boxes on desk 'In Season' and 'Out Of Season'.

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

'Get your toys out of the living room!'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."