Fun-loving Hunter Gifts

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

Pointing.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Computers affect real life.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Colonel Bagshot.

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Hunting Out of Season

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'Get your toys out of the living room!'

Captionless Game Warden has boxes on desk 'In Season' and 'Out Of Season'.

The Joy of Hunting

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

I'm impressed with my new pointer!