Pun-loving Hunter Gifts

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

Do it yourself books.

Pointing.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Cat punishement.

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

'At least it's a dry heat'

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

"You may now take the bride deer hunting!"

'I learned a new word today!'

Bullets and Cowets

'Watch out for falling archers.'

Bank manager standing in front of safe has combination written on his hand

'You want to see a lawyer? No problem — he's a lawyer.'

Hamster Cello tape.

'If you commit a crime when you're slow as molasses & leave a trail of slime you're going to do some time.'

"What seems to be yer problem Art?"

"I had a little trouble finding the place. Luckily, I had my range finder with me."