Pun-loving Hunter Gifts

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

Deer Season Open.

Do it yourself books.

Pointing.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Cat punishement.

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

'At least it's a dry heat'

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

"You may now take the bride deer hunting!"

'I learned a new word today!'

Ship Modelers in Damnation

Bullets and Cowets

'Watch out for falling archers.'

Bank manager standing in front of safe has combination written on his hand

'You want to see a lawyer? No problem — he's a lawyer.'

Hamster Cello tape.

'If you commit a crime when you're slow as molasses & leave a trail of slime you're going to do some time.'

"What seems to be yer problem Art?"

Court. Wanting to be "the best me I can be" is no excuse for identity theft!

"I had a little trouble finding the place. Luckily, I had my range finder with me."