Hunter With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'Watch out for falling archers.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

Computers affect real life.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

Reindeer hiding from hunter

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Smiley

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

"Look! He's found my scent!"

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

Colonel Bagshot.

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

Bears hunting men

'Kicks a little.'

"Never hunt when you're hungry."