Hunters With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Bullets and Cowets

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Deer Season Open.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

A Club Sandwitch.

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Computers affect real life.

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

The first Airbender!

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"Are you talking to me?"

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'No, I don't do much flying. I'm just here for the peanuts!'

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Earworm Ward

Colonel Bagshot.