Laugh-seeking Hunters Gifts

"I had a little trouble finding the place. Luckily, I had my range finder with me."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"That'll be five bucks."

Deer Season Open.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

A Club Sandwitch.

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Computers affect real life.

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

The first Airbender!

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Are you talking to me?"

'No, I don't do much flying. I'm just here for the peanuts!'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'