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"I had a little trouble finding the place. Luckily, I had my range finder with me."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"That'll be five bucks."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

A Club Sandwitch.

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Computers affect real life.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

The first Airbender!

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'

"Are you talking to me?"

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'