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'Now hook him in the lip and give it a yank'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Roads with a view.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'It must be a milkfish.'

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

"Fire down."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

The army surplus blanket is great! I never thought you'd be engaged in a government cover-up.

'Catching flying fish!'

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

Australian using flies instead of corks in his cork hat.

'It's been three days, Earl. I don't think she's coming back. You should have left it in park.'

Coast to coast walk.

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

Autumn

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

Man cutting grass.

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

'Caught only one then?'

Ant Girl

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

"Wait until one of them says, 'It's so peaceful out here.' "

Bush Air Conditioning

'We'll never catch anything if they see that frying pan.'

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

'Remember 'be the ball'.' 'I am the ball. But apparently, I'm a devious, misguided, malevolent ball.'

'Explain to me again why you thought hunting in December would be a fun thing to do.'

"He loved the outdoors."

Man during a training exercise with a target on his bottom attracts some bees

The one that got away, 'It was this big.'