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'Catching flying fish!'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

The Remote Olympics

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'I'm going to like this lake.'

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

Coast to coast walk.

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

Fly Fisherman.

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

Naked man meets bear hunter in the woods.

'How do they feel now?'

Between tour-groups, Lance and the boys would while away their spare time by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.

'Guess who I ran into today?'

"Oh, here—take a penny and make it an even three hundred."

Morris Dancers Stamping, Stamp Collectors Society

' I know I'm in a tree but we're not related.'

'How embarrassing, we've got the same designer drugs.'

'Catching flying fish!'

Man trying to catch flying fish

"It may be crude but it's effective."

A guide to eight-legged animals.