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'Catching flying fish!'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

The Remote Olympics

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'I'm going to like this lake.'

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

Coast to coast walk.

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

'How do they feel now?'

Between tour-groups, Lance and the boys would while away their spare time by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.

Naked man meets bear hunter in the woods.

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

Fly Fisherman.

'Guess who I ran into today?'

"Oh, here—take a penny and make it an even three hundred."

Morris Dancers Stamping, Stamp Collectors Society

'How embarrassing, we've got the same designer drugs.'

' I know I'm in a tree but we're not related.'

'Catching flying fish!'

Man trying to catch flying fish

"It may be crude but it's effective."