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'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

The rocket powered skiier

Country Bumpkin.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Fresh pepper?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Extreme Bungy

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I love this time of day."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Stormy weather

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"The homes in this area are beautiful."