Outdoorsmen Gifts

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Country Bumpkin.

The rocket powered skiier

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Extreme Bungy

"Fresh pepper?"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Stormy weather

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.