Hunters With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Bullets and Cowets

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

A Club Sandwitch.

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Computers affect real life.

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

The first Airbender!

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

"Are you talking to me?"

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'I'm sorry, but you're just too tall to make it in the ballet world.'

Joker in jail

Colonel Bagshot.