Hunting Humor Lovers Pillows

'Well, Mrs. Ryan, your husband started the argument. Listen, I have my hunting licence and he is in season, so technically it's not murder!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

A Club Sandwitch.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Inflatable Duck Boat

Spot Quiz....

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Burnout Syndrome...

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Soccer coach of the year.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Nasty sunburn."

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Wall Street...

"Namasteak"