Hunting Humor Pillows

'I missed the deer, but I winged an environmentalist,'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'Can I see your license,please?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Computers affect real life.

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

Reindeer hiding from hunter

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

Colonel Bagshot.

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

Bears hunting men

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

'Great catch.' - 'Yes, it caught me.'

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

'Rusty, do it like everyone else, will you!'

House Hunters

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."