Lighthearted Hunter Gifts

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'So who needs sonar?!'

Pointing.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Computers affect real life.

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Colonel Bagshot.

The Wonder Years: "I wonder where my keys are. I wonder why I came upstairs. I wonder why my pants are down..."

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

"Don't eat so fast"

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Bumper Car Police Chase.

'When you get closed down I'd be willing to take any dirty books off your hands.'

"Call me!"

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

Ratted!

Bullets and Cowets

'Watch out for falling archers.'

"You may now take the bride deer hunting!"

Golf mole

'Dimly Lit' section in a library.

The Joy of Six