Lighthearted Hunter T-Shirts

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Deer Season Open.

'So who needs sonar?!'

Pointing.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Computers affect real life.

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Colonel Bagshot.

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

The Wonder Years: "I wonder where my keys are. I wonder why I came upstairs. I wonder why my pants are down..."

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

I hope I didn't hear you correctly, Lance. Actually, I hope so too, Gloria.

"Call me!"

"Like the sign says, freshness guaranteed."

"Don't eat so fast"

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

'When you get closed down I'd be willing to take any dirty books off your hands.'

Bumper Car Police Chase.

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

Bullets and Cowets

Ratted!

"You may now take the bride deer hunting!"

'Watch out for falling archers.'

Golf mole

The Joy of Six