Hunter With A Funny Bone Gifts

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Fetch the Boomerang

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

Computers affect real life.

Movers and shakers.

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'Miss Mckinley, do you have a penny? My desk is wobbly.'

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Colonel Bagshot.

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

I start everyday by reading the paper. (on dart board: Go back to Medical School,Get a real job,Watch t.v.steal ideas,Read comics steal ideas)

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

"You know, we could easily handle this peacefully, but there are too many adults on the field."