Nature Enthusiast With A Funny Bone Gifts

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

Gardener and the Giant Snail

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

"This bottle is defective - it stopped pouring!"

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

'I have a feeling I'm going to tie into something big this time.'

'Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's pretty much true.'

Tank Tops.

Bird box with satellite dish.

'One nice thing about eating homework...I finally passed a test.'

"Yuck, a bone in my bedroom!"