Nature Enthusiast With A Funny Bone Prints

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Tarzan mobile phone

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Actually, no, I didn

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'We could use someone with your brains around here. When can you start?'

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

"This bottle is defective - it stopped pouring!"

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

'Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's pretty much true.'

"I think I'd appreciate the outdoors more if all these stupid trees weren't blocking the view."

'I have a feeling I'm going to tie into something big this time.'

Bird box with satellite dish.

Tank Tops.

'One nice thing about eating homework...I finally passed a test.'