Hunter With A Funny Bone Mugs

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Deer Season Open.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Fetch the Boomerang

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Computers affect real life.

Movers and shakers.

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

Actually, no, I didn

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

Colonel Bagshot.

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

'Miss Mckinley, do you have a penny? My desk is wobbly.'

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

"You know, we could easily handle this peacefully, but there are too many adults on the field."