Fisherman With A Funny Bone Gifts

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'They must be trash fish!'

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

Zombies love ice fishing

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

'No, insanely funny is not a plea!'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

The Incomplete Angler

"For goodness sake, lick the thread!"

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Toast Tanning

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

The Great Bowel Movement of '67.

'Is it just me, or has the glamour gone out of constuction?'