House Hunter With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

Mouse real estate!

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

'And this is the sunken living room.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

Homeowners.

"It's perfect."

Unreal Estate.

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

Colonel Bagshot.

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

'Is this the open house?'

Estate Agents.

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

'These prices make a mockery of our Monopoly board!'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

For Sale! Washington DC Realty - 'Perfect for House Arrest'.

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

'Well it was here yesterday... the owner might of taken it down for security reasons'