House Hunter With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Deer Season Open.

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

Mouse real estate!

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

Hey! Built-ins! Carpenter Ants: Best-Case Scenario.

'And this is the sunken living room.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

"It's perfect."

Homeowners.

I rhyme today for I feel great cheer. Listen up, people. I am truly moved. The greatest three words a man can hear. You are pre-approved! Hail the bard of the home-loan sonnet.

Unreal Estate.

Colonel Bagshot.

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

'Is this the open house?'

"The house has a very open floor plan."

Estate Agents.

'These prices make a mockery of our Monopoly board!'

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

For Sale! Washington DC Realty - 'Perfect for House Arrest'.

'We did have a house in your bracket, but we sold it in 1932.'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course