House Hunter With Humor Gifts

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Is the fire included?'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Emigrating to France.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Mouse real estate!

An exaggeration of estate agents

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Realty. Remember

'This is close enough.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

House for Sale.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!