House Hunter Humor Gifts

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"But what's really special about this place is that there is not even the faintest hint of Kirstie Allsopp."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'The circle is complete!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Spot Quiz....

Burnout Syndrome...

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'The roof needs icing.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"Nasty sunburn."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Soccer coach of the year.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."