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"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'The circle is complete!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Spot Quiz....

Burnout Syndrome...

'The roof needs icing.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Soccer coach of the year.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"Nasty sunburn."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'