House Hunt Humorist T-Shirts

"I adore it. It's so near Schrafft's."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Yard Sale

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Mouse real estate!

Shakespeare Ave

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Carpet Cows

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"You rang?"

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'