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'Sure you've lowered the asking price - But it's still the same amount!'

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

Flat Nav - Still not in your price range.

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

'Where are these oak beams you mentioned?'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'We'll take it!'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Open House of Horrors

Inflatable Duck Boat

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Mouse real estate!

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Realty. Remember

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."