House Hunter With Humor Pillows

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Is the fire included?'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Emigrating to France.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

An exaggeration of estate agents

Mouse real estate!

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'This is close enough.'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

House for Sale.

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."